tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16241850816047313202024-02-19T06:45:38.148-08:00TIGHT BITCHTIGHT BITCH.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06949177883138248773noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624185081604731320.post-9300257911624930142010-01-10T15:13:00.001-08:002010-01-10T15:13:59.597-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1605626-St_Pauls_and_the_Millenium_bridge-London.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 560px; height: 420px;" src="http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1605626-St_Pauls_and_the_Millenium_bridge-London.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>TIGHT BITCH.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06949177883138248773noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624185081604731320.post-14990302583954730582010-01-10T15:12:00.000-08:002010-01-10T15:13:10.667-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6nJfBsQ-5XvpGK-o8J_t_2X62Q9dUeRjS8ncI1LLHUdDiY9NzLCPHTdAN05mmb8bR6OUitxL751sS4c8_Ck7JoMSN-oAUFnp3LXJ6-tnckyfYyYQ4etl64D5Mouw_iYWb7UgWgR6SQYll/s1600-h/bravissimo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6nJfBsQ-5XvpGK-o8J_t_2X62Q9dUeRjS8ncI1LLHUdDiY9NzLCPHTdAN05mmb8bR6OUitxL751sS4c8_Ck7JoMSN-oAUFnp3LXJ6-tnckyfYyYQ4etl64D5Mouw_iYWb7UgWgR6SQYll/s400/bravissimo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425253141741076722" border="0" /></a>TIGHT BITCH.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06949177883138248773noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624185081604731320.post-85056224214449027622009-11-29T18:36:00.001-08:002009-11-29T18:40:26.321-08:00Biscuit brief ICED GEMS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDv3ziTSXlVWeOeqe6q_hKRC0Ws5X7MKaevf1dNEwbL3unegU4Ou3jRj7Nh1AaKRbIbf60pcK2DSiJe2PS1glhm2Y9z-oIgzZ_2PTc9S0uzlKJ46lFuocYXEWktexjXGfCSWQq5ocIWB3y/s1600/ICED+GEM+FINAL+CASE.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDv3ziTSXlVWeOeqe6q_hKRC0Ws5X7MKaevf1dNEwbL3unegU4Ou3jRj7Nh1AaKRbIbf60pcK2DSiJe2PS1glhm2Y9z-oIgzZ_2PTc9S0uzlKJ46lFuocYXEWktexjXGfCSWQq5ocIWB3y/s400/ICED+GEM+FINAL+CASE.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409720303258911634" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5BY_Vf6G0poKOOj9vdki_NVixiTlZOfRZW3DkmVb6MDvd2r6Cbn8H0NS7hvaXI2q1Gudjun_CBenMnndOCw5b7HJA2ADBx8o2Er65UJs_JhZr7OBb5lKii34K-Vr_Gq6Lq_RJMf0jV-ON/s1600/ICED+GEMS+FINAL+COUCH.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5BY_Vf6G0poKOOj9vdki_NVixiTlZOfRZW3DkmVb6MDvd2r6Cbn8H0NS7hvaXI2q1Gudjun_CBenMnndOCw5b7HJA2ADBx8o2Er65UJs_JhZr7OBb5lKii34K-Vr_Gq6Lq_RJMf0jV-ON/s400/ICED+GEMS+FINAL+COUCH.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409720296002037730" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYOUfXsHWzj8QWiRCYFmqx5fR0xhS_dxV4f45YnL-LYjbWaHBMsDXx8Ya6Xfb5_WcLvB5gUDPp6RBUafGQsa0U7cyJ91NzP5BfUH26U8FmSfInQOYkhjRuAbOHDHmoEu4hSgMaruHg9UKs/s1600/iced+gems+final+pants.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYOUfXsHWzj8QWiRCYFmqx5fR0xhS_dxV4f45YnL-LYjbWaHBMsDXx8Ya6Xfb5_WcLvB5gUDPp6RBUafGQsa0U7cyJ91NzP5BfUH26U8FmSfInQOYkhjRuAbOHDHmoEu4hSgMaruHg9UKs/s400/iced+gems+final+pants.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409720291549704146" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">These are meant to highlight the human truth of when you eat iced gems you only REALLY want to eat the icing on the top, and you try and avoid eating the biscuit.</div><div><br /></div>TIGHT BITCH.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06949177883138248773noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624185081604731320.post-33643017638089788212009-11-29T18:20:00.000-08:002009-11-29T18:33:50.973-08:00Plastic model Glue "Precision" I apologize for the awful drawing, graphics tabs aren't my thing.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3jMFyhOu6eWK_ZxzkxJlhc5OimhNnTzPXq2nTCoy1nuWk_F8ldzX5AgACo0WtNkmEV0TNmUhvzaJTNxZCqAo0m7fzhzekmnEw34oQQohl0cdpC-CKqQIDvve3gB5b6NKv_ZRC0Z38ttU3/s1600/MONOPOPLY+copy.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3jMFyhOu6eWK_ZxzkxJlhc5OimhNnTzPXq2nTCoy1nuWk_F8ldzX5AgACo0WtNkmEV0TNmUhvzaJTNxZCqAo0m7fzhzekmnEw34oQQohl0cdpC-CKqQIDvve3gB5b6NKv_ZRC0Z38ttU3/s400/MONOPOPLY+copy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409718248229222290" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></a><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3jMFyhOu6eWK_ZxzkxJlhc5OimhNnTzPXq2nTCoy1nuWk_F8ldzX5AgACo0WtNkmEV0TNmUhvzaJTNxZCqAo0m7fzhzekmnEw34oQQohl0cdpC-CKqQIDvve3gB5b6NKv_ZRC0Z38ttU3/s1600/MONOPOPLY+copy.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); ">This is meant to be a monopoly house with a conservatory built onto it.</span></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3jMFyhOu6eWK_ZxzkxJlhc5OimhNnTzPXq2nTCoy1nuWk_F8ldzX5AgACo0WtNkmEV0TNmUhvzaJTNxZCqAo0m7fzhzekmnEw34oQQohl0cdpC-CKqQIDvve3gB5b6NKv_ZRC0Z38ttU3/s1600/MONOPOPLY+copy.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"> </a> </div><div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></span></div></div><div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><br /></span></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE72a43YnRcTOvrnNaNZy8svPEqCMPGchLPAf6NcCbj_9DdWAlrS32dgrfZGY92ZuBXn1gE8vO22_EnzobfptDCU9cIcZZSMLLToAbE_BhsNBaaO1P7hhUnlXFTOjCiFbCPLGW6gxwC38a/s1600/CLUEDO.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE72a43YnRcTOvrnNaNZy8svPEqCMPGchLPAf6NcCbj_9DdWAlrS32dgrfZGY92ZuBXn1gE8vO22_EnzobfptDCU9cIcZZSMLLToAbE_BhsNBaaO1P7hhUnlXFTOjCiFbCPLGW6gxwC38a/s400/CLUEDO.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409716479635594402" /></a><div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: right;">This is meant to be the gun from the game Cluedo with a silencer on it.</div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2w5eOvPTrGt8Ez2kfw_Bi8pzlBji-LrmDVtCm1C6zJuCfR3BLigaR1IL1xGjtEvEyQ1v8-N_-Fjr1Gk6RWRfBWn18OoLP6Q1fCUSywcsm3lEPH0dAhslWjzD8jYMOlLEN-s2aeEXIVMrr/s1600/MERMAID.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2w5eOvPTrGt8Ez2kfw_Bi8pzlBji-LrmDVtCm1C6zJuCfR3BLigaR1IL1xGjtEvEyQ1v8-N_-Fjr1Gk6RWRfBWn18OoLP6Q1fCUSywcsm3lEPH0dAhslWjzD8jYMOlLEN-s2aeEXIVMrr/s400/MERMAID.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409716122705556834" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This is meant to be a mermaid attached to the front of a battleship.</div></div><div><br /></div></div><br /></div></div>TIGHT BITCH.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06949177883138248773noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624185081604731320.post-55398169501414478252009-11-29T09:25:00.001-08:002009-11-29T10:06:32.598-08:00UHU "For STICKY situations"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLR-VNmywj3aKHNE0DZSTGckOd93S5midEmz1XXgtS0_5gnxNylmTQxblzBc5d-gBdWndT9UsRh37jbm0oF6E4Cnn6rA4haJzf4hndPOydmyFb2oRCfgQ57eIhlroFyeUY3q1w-aROam7k/s1600/FOR+STICKY+SHIRT.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLR-VNmywj3aKHNE0DZSTGckOd93S5midEmz1XXgtS0_5gnxNylmTQxblzBc5d-gBdWndT9UsRh37jbm0oF6E4Cnn6rA4haJzf4hndPOydmyFb2oRCfgQ57eIhlroFyeUY3q1w-aROam7k/s400/FOR+STICKY+SHIRT.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409580645533561346" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This is meant show someone has glued a horrific shirt to the hanger so their husband doesn't wear it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO4a5xVGr2TTcx_yRIVCAJY7dIWkmpZDyUhL-BZBqKklDkYDrNANCrmJ6hWuUitI1vF8TQaSUR3dbwo1VXI_8vpNiyjBvzEZk-v9_MYLOOPtoLmPhci-UW1U0e9rjdpHPHTWEU0E53bXz1/s1600/UHU+RECORD.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO4a5xVGr2TTcx_yRIVCAJY7dIWkmpZDyUhL-BZBqKklDkYDrNANCrmJ6hWuUitI1vF8TQaSUR3dbwo1VXI_8vpNiyjBvzEZk-v9_MYLOOPtoLmPhci-UW1U0e9rjdpHPHTWEU0E53bXz1/s400/UHU+RECORD.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409580501839320306" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This is meant to be a stack of really bad records and they've glued to sleeve of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">p</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">r</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">cularly bad record (probably Phil collins) together to stop their parents playing it.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px;"><br /></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj03gz0TkoqkfiXHQ4Hh2pkz0rY0QJc7k-57naJfKm9HOruBU_EnZmMiIS6pDIyYOvBgbjGTyj6L-GjMptMFVpI62aetplJhvRrAIw9jSePngtFZgUp1UoMlajRRe_VbDf-kZZX2un_VhCC/s1600/FOR+STICKY+TABLE.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj03gz0TkoqkfiXHQ4Hh2pkz0rY0QJc7k-57naJfKm9HOruBU_EnZmMiIS6pDIyYOvBgbjGTyj6L-GjMptMFVpI62aetplJhvRrAIw9jSePngtFZgUp1UoMlajRRe_VbDf-kZZX2un_VhCC/s400/FOR+STICKY+TABLE.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409578030428269474" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This is meant to be a baby book glued underneath a table, so the teenagers parents couldn't get it out to show their boyfriend.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">The posters are meant to show how you can use UHU glue to get out of an embarrassing situation by using its strong bonding quality.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ideally they would be pictures.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>TIGHT BITCH.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06949177883138248773noreply@blogger.com0